Night Course (FUNNY)...

> Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get
> promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah
> Seng
> about his knowledge.
>
> Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months
> already,
> next week is the exam.
> Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.
>
> Then Ah Beng started show off...
>
> Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
> Ah Seng: Don't know
> Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take
> night courses, you would know this.!
> Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*
>
> The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...
>
> Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
> Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
> Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you
> already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
> Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*
>
> The next day, once again...
>
> Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
> Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
> Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the
> author of "The 3 Musketeers" , if you take night courses, you would know
> this.
> Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated
>
> This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
>
> Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
> Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
> Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses,
> you would know this!!
> Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*